Now prossessing: a modern take on an old nightmare. (Aka, I’ve always wanted to wear this as a T-shirt. Well, ever since I heard of Bluetooth…whatever that is.)
My fluency represented as an icon on a T-shirt.
“To what do we owe the unpleasant surprise?”
“We thought Eva could use a little company,” Summer replies.
“She’s already got company—” The lid pops off of Ernie’s pudding cup; banana cream spurts into his face, infiltrating eyes, mouth, and nostrils.
Eva’s jaw drops.
“I meant company in the non-satirical sense,” Summer snickers.
Ernie sets down his now-empty pudding cup and, with as much dignity as one can muster while wearing impromptu facial food, asks, “Did you practice that in front of your mirror this morning?”
“Nope. Made it up on the spot.”
“Charming. Get me a napkin.”
The premise: An exploding pudding cup, a jockette ambush, and Virtual Jan—this is not the way Theo expected to spend his lunch hour. Read the full episode here.
(Via Classic FM.)
I totally agree:
A YouTuber named Muted Vocal has decided that there’s no good reason why [ET’s “Flying Theme” and Vangelis’ “Chariots of Fire”] shouldn’t exist in perfect harmony, in the same piece. And who are we to argue?
And while Muted Vocal’s rendition is nothing to scoff at, as far as uber-talented Vangelis fanboys go, I’ll always have a special place in my heart for the one and only mik300z.
How women react when they pass me on the street:
Because it’s high time someone did a bacon maple bar-themed episode of the literary fungus that is SuperMegaNet:
Mini, sitting on the tabletop and lapping the icing off his own maple bar, scowls and says, “I don’t understand how you keep that LA Fitness ass of yours in business.” To me: “All this guy eats is tacos, Top Ramen, and donuts. I feel fat just talking to him.”
“I’m virtual, remember?” Beta says.
“And I’m wearing a skin. I don’t have to worry about what I eat.”
“So, what do you really look like, then?” Mini pauses. “Please don’t say Jeff Albertson.”
The premise: Beta installs a custom skin for Jan in an attempt to help him cope with his lost bytes. Read the full episode here.
The complete range of Spock emotions—expressed via emoji.
Today’s teachable texting moment: Don’t jokingly use the words “suck” and “wang” in the same text unless you’re absolutely sure your friend’s ten-year-old son isn’t going to answer his phone for him. #textingfail