Animatronic Ventriloquism

I don’t have much time for writing these days, but when I do, I like to check in on the comings and goings of Theo and the boys. Ie, a new SuperMegaNet episode has been posted over at the Bermuda Triangle of the Internet.

Obligatory excerpt:

…I quietly and carefully reach into my pocket, pull out an old receipt. I crumble it, toss it over my shoulder.

“What was that?” Jan asks.

“My dignity,” I reply.

“On a piece of paper?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh.” A pause. “Is that an American thing?”

“No,” Mini replies on my behalf. “It’s a pompous southern-Californian thing.”

“It was to make a point,” I clarify.

“It was also littering.”

The premise: Bummed about having to smuggle Ernie, Jan, and Mini home after curfew, Theo finds inspiration in the motivational cornucopia that is Surf Ninjas. Read the full episode here.

Slayer Za

Slayer Pizza

(Via Loudwire.)

Aka, Todd and the Pizza of Pure Evil, if you’re a metal-head, then John Hurkes’ Slayer pizza is totally the pizza for you. Really:

The flour was stone ground from 350 communion wafers and kneaded together on an altar of sacrifice.

(On the topic of pizza, if you can do without the communion wafers and ritual sacrifice, get thee to the Eclipse Pizza Co. in Reno. It’s hardly metal, but it is darned good.)