Princess Thor

Princess Thor

(Via Eric Ravenscraft.)

This looks like a job for Captain Jamie Kirk—ie, “if it exists, it can be cosplayed.”

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Because even Bigfoot shows up if you wait long enough…

Bill Watterson sighting in Pearls Before Swine

(Via Stephan Pastis.)

Recognize the artwork in that Pearls Before Swine second panel? Someone special drew that. Someone without whom countless childhoods spent reading the Sunday paper would have been all for naught. Here’s a hint:

The idea I proposed was that instead of having me get hit on the head, I would pretend that Pearls was being drawn by a precocious second grader who thought my art was crap. I named her “Libby,” which I then shorted to “Lib.” (Hint, hint: It’s almost “Bill” backwards.)

Follow the link, read Stephan’s story…and bask in the awesomeness that is the return of Mr. Bigfoot himself to the daily comics. Sort of.

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Sleep-Write

Famous Writers’ Sleep Habits

(Via Brain Pickings.)

Maria Popova, Wendy MacNaughton, and the creative team at Accurat have designed a nifty visualization of writer wakeup times as related to their overall productivity—for no other reason than to express an endless fascination with authors and the way they write.

The most important point, perhaps, is a meta one: A reminder that no specific routine guarantees success, and the only thing that matters is having a routine and the persistence implicit to one.

In other words, the more you write, the more likely you are to continue writing, and the higher the possibility that you will one day be paid for it.

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I thought there’d be pizza…

I thought there'd be pizza...

(Via Dude Perfect.)

I tend to think a lot about life, the universe and everything, and how it all might’ve worked out differently. Not that I’m complaining in the least, but, well…I thought I’d be taller. I thought I’d have mastered the six-pack by now, or, at the very least, enough of the arm, shoulder, and pec areas so as to direct attention away from my abdomen altogether. I thought for sure the 1990’s was enough time for George Lucas and Steven Spielberg to come up with a fourth Indiana Jones film—instead of a twenty-years-later sequel involving UFOs and computer-generated monkeys. I thought that hard work always paid off rather than hard workers getting laid off. I thought we’d have flying cars by the year 2015, thank you very much, Back to the Future. I thought Enterprise would make it past season 4. I thought Windows 8 would be better than Windows 7. I thought the Affordable Healthcare Act meant healthcare would be affordable. I thought muffins were just cupcakes without frosting. I dunno…

…I thought there’d be a lot more, you know, pizza. ;)

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Caffeinated Owl Chart

Caffeinated owl chart.

(Via I Love Coffee.)

More than just a caffeine meme, this is also a poster by Dave Mottram:

http://society6.com/davemott/caffeinated-owls_print

You are what you drink. ;)

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Most. Effective. Sign. Ever

Danger - ninjas and pirates and lasers and shit.

(Via the Internet.)

A fool is one who does not heed the hilarity of various warning signs.

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Retro Flask

NES game cartridge flask.

(Via Ink Whiskey.)

For the drunken inner child in us all: A company called Ink Whiskey has filled a much-needed niche by creating a line of novelty NES game cartridges that are in fact flasks. There was even a successful Kickstarter at one point.

Proof that anything can and should be turned into a flask.

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How to Eat a Cupcake Like a Gentleman

(Via YouTube.)

Should you find yourself eating a cupcake while in the presence of 1) royalty, 2) the Pope, or 3) Sheldon Cooper, here’s a refresher on the do’s and don’ts of cupcake eating.

(Also acceptable: using a knife and fork to slice the cupcake into ever-so-delicate pieces to be subtly placed inside one’s mouth during casual conversation; flagging down a waiter and asking that the cupcake be juiced first; politely declining the offer of cupcakes altogether on the basis of violent diarrhea.)

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Eat Your Veggies

Eat your veggies!

(Via Twitter.)

#EatYourVeggies Guest speaker Ivana Hong (above) before a presentation on healthy eating habits for kids—because if dressing up as a giant pea pod doesn’t get kids to eat more vegetables, at least it’ll make a great horror movie.

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Go Do Something

You don't have to go fast, you just have to go.

(Via The Body Department.)

Do something you’ve been putting off, whether it’s jogging around the block, doing a few sets with those nearly-forgotten weights under your bed, dancing in the rain, singing in the shower, acting in a play, or producing your own puppet show. Paint a portrait, travel to a foreign land—or merely down the street to the local park. Learn to play the banjo. Invent a new sandwich called the “Jesse Eisenburger.” Write a story, a novel, a letter to your mom. Take up Yoga. Push the living room furniture aside and build a miniature metropolis out of Legos and Lincoln Logs. Invent a new board game with your kids. Host your very own Catch Phrase Championships with friends. Live, love—

go.

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