Monthly Archives: January 1992

Jesse’s Tongue-in-Cheek Disclaimer Page

Whatever you’ve just read, take it with a grain of salt. I’m not in the business of slinging insults or furthering ulterior defamatory campaigns via my blog. I do like to joke around a lot, though. See that wet spot on my cheek? That’s there because my tongue is usually hanging out sideways when I say things like what I just said. I’m not hating on you, your mother, or your dog. Not really. Nor does my opinion reflect the opinions of those I work with, under, or over. Nor am I going to download your movie, album, or book just because I don’t plan on buying it. I’m not that much of a dick.

I love you.

(No, not that way.)