Monthly Archives: July 2007

Jesse Simpson

I suppose this was inevitable, what with the impending The Simpsons movie about to hit theaters:

My real skin is only slightly less yellow

My real skin is only slightly less yellow

I’m just amazed that they had my exact hairdo in the feature database. ;)

By the way, if you’re looking for my books (and I know you are), they’re now listed on the Bibliography page, with clickable links to previews, pricing information, and all that space-age Internet stuff. Thanks for being patient during my recovery efforts!

Breakfast Hair

Hair-gel donations welcome:

The morning frizz attacketh thine head

The morning frizz attacketh thine head

(I don’t know why my webcam has started piping in black and white images. Perhaps it’s feeling nostalgic.)

“Losing Character” in Bewildering Stories

One of my short stories, “Losing Character,” will be appearing in or around issue #265 of Bewildering Stories. I’ll post a link and publication date information when it becomes available.

This is a few months late, but, as I’m an Aphelion fan, is still worth plugging:

The new Aphelion webzine layout

The new Aphelion webzine layout

Yup, they’ve got a brand-spankin’ new layout. Please do check the site out; they’ve always treated me nicely. ;)

Finally, shonsta, one of my many guitar gods, has his first instructional video coming out. Show him some love, and he’ll show you some notes.

shonsta's DVD

shonsta's DVD