It’s raining today. Since I don’t get the paper (and if I did, it would be sitting on my doorstep right now, soggy and bleeding ink all over the mat), I’ve been snuggling up with some online comic favorites:
Of course, my pickup lines are only slightly better than this, and almost always involve suggestive references to my USB cable, her USB port, and speeds of up to 480 Mbit/s. Baby.
How about you? Got any smooooth pickup lines?
me I like to get right to the point. I guess I’m boeing that way. I go up to a girls and I’ll say” are you married?” figure its either that or ” How you doing?” Hence why I praise god I do not have to be single and deal with bullcrap like pick up lines. hope this helps
I play guitar…give it up.
My best pickup line is “NO I WONT TOUCH YOUR BUTT FOR A DOLLAR!”
Do you believe in love at first sight? ….. Or do I have to run by again?
I don’t have any pickup lines, but I do have pickup MOVES.
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I’ve tried the guitar line, too – to which my prospective date(s) typically respond, “Pish. Air guitar, maybe.”
A hillbilly at a gas station (overalls, only one strap on, no shirt underneath) looked my truck over, grinned at me and said, “Sooo, you go four-door, huh?” That was his idea of a pick-up line! I’m still not sure what exactly he was alluding to…and I know I don’t want to know!