The Oblivious Gamer

Meh. Eff the robot—Hyrule needs me!

This one wins cuteness points. On a semi-related note: I used to drop my Game Boy cartridges in the toilet bowl. Not on purpose, mind you. Let’s just say that sometimes you’re not at your most graceful when you’ve got your pants around your ankles. In hindsight, I have to wonder (and this still confuses me to this day) what kind of bowel movements I was having that I had enough time to become bored with game A, and so felt compelled to switch to game B. In mid-movement.