The Justin Bieber Inappropriateness Checklist

Justin Bieber - Yeater Motivational Poster

(Mariah Yeater—Google her. Or don’t.)

  • There are people on this Earth who refer to themselves as “Beliebers.”
  • In “The Ring” episode of South Park, you could replace the Jonas Brothers with Justin Bieber and tell the exact same story.
  • Product on the verge of existence: The Just-in-Time Morning After Pill.
  • Pop-up ads that ask if Justin Bieber has a crush on me.
  • Justin Meat (it’s not what you think—or maybe it is, depending on your level of pervertitude).
  • Product on the verge of existence: “Bieber Juice” brand juice boxes.
  • The fact that Mariah Yeater is trying to convince the world she slept with a 16-year-old boy.
  • Pop-up ads that ask if I’m the father of Justin Bieber’s baby.

Do you have anything to add to the list? Comment below.

3 thoughts on “The Justin Bieber Inappropriateness Checklist

  1. jesse ·

    Runners-up for the journal heading image:

    Long live Bean.

  2. zonogon ·

    I have a photo for the a Justin singing toothbrush. I’ll post it on your facebook.

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