Steampunk Pick-up Lines

Doctor Fantastique’s Show of Wonders has a fabulous list of steampunk-powered pick-up lines:…/

My favorites:

“Is that a dirigible in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?”

“Do you swing towards Edison or Tesla cause either way you’re making me spark.”

And now for one of my very own:

“You know what they say about me? I’m made of wood.”

So…if you were partying like it was 1899, what would your steampunk pick-up line and / or lines be?

2 thoughts on “Steampunk Pick-up Lines

  1. Sal Perales ·

    “Your buttress, while wonderful in appearance, would appear much more wonderful crumpled upon the floor of my personal quarters.”

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