Dead Sexy

FeatherQuest - Mortimer by Ghostely

This would make quite the tattoo…if my right buttock wasn’t already reserved for Bender B. Rodriguez’s swanky visage. And before you make fun of me for choosing a foul-mouthed, cigar-smoking robot over, say, a naked beach babe packing a machine gun in each hand, check out this list of 20 of the worst tattoos ever

—and keep in mind that it could be much, much worse:

Microsoft Tattoo - sounds like an ill-conceived, overpriced tattoo design program included as part of Microsoft Bob.