Breaksleep

Crazy Metro - I snore, I break, I sleep.

(Via Crazy Metro.)

Because I’ve totally done this before:

Ever had those days where you were tired from work, school or doing an assignment. And you slept with your eye glasses on? then the moment you felt something while you were asleep,. you found out that your eye glasses were broken…

Just as annoying: falling asleep on the TV remote so that the weight of your thunder thighs pressing on the “channel up” button for eight hours straight ends up completely draining the batteries—to say nothing of conking out with your laptop in your arms, only to wake up the next morning to find it lying on the floor. Face down. With the disc drive fully ejected.

Dear gravity: sometimes I hates you.