How to Eat a Cupcake Like a Gentleman

(Via YouTube.)

Should you find yourself eating a cupcake while in the presence of 1) royalty, 2) the Pope, or 3) Sheldon Cooper, here’s a refresher on the do’s and don’ts of cupcake eating.

(Also acceptable: using a knife and fork to slice the cupcake into ever-so-delicate pieces to be subtly placed inside one’s mouth during casual conversation; flagging down a waiter and asking that the cupcake be juiced first; politely declining the offer of cupcakes altogether on the basis of violent diarrhea.)