Urban Tactics

New SuperMegaNet episode posted over at that place where the cool kids aren’t allowed:

“There’s a police car right behind us!”

“It’s not right behind us. It’s at least several car-lengths away.”

“Like that matters? In a few seconds it’s going to sidle up alongside us, the cop’s going to flash his lights, blare his siren, tell us to pull over. He’ll ask to see some identification, I’ll show him my school ID, and that’ll be it. Handcuffs, the backseat of a squad car, overnight behind bars, Mom in tears when she shows up tomorrow morning with the $500,000 to bail me out in time for the hearing—”

“$500,000?” Ernie sneezes offensively; I can feel his mucus soaking through the fabric of my shirt. “Dude, don’t act like you’re worth anything less than a cool million.”

The premise: Mini improvises a diversion in order to avert a troublesome cop’s attentions—with unintended consequences. Read the full episode here.