Breaking something once breaks it. Breaking it a second time fixes it again. This is fact. #wtf
It was Lizzy’s birthday—so why does Rob look like he was the one who got all the presents?
Wendy’s invasion. This happens from time to time. @SalIMakeMusic
This is where your parents take you when your grades aren’t good enough for Whataburger. #food
“Hey. My shrink wants me to supplement the intimacy I haven’t been getting from my parents.” #FictionalCharacterPickUpLines
Post-apocalyptic bucket list:
- Find Apple.
- Get her some hearts.
- Rule the wasteland.
I feel like this is the part of the cartoon where super-genius Wile E. Coyote falls yet again for one of his own traps…
My new dragon, courtesy of the uber-talented deadlykiwi (Heather Proctor):
Face rehearsals. We got this. @SalIMakeMusic