“Hey. My shrink wants me to supplement the intimacy I haven’t been getting from my parents.” #FictionalCharacterPickUpLines
Post-apocalyptic bucket list:
- Find Apple.
- Get her some hearts.
- Rule the wasteland.
I feel like this is the part of the cartoon where super-genius Wile E. Coyote falls yet again for one of his own traps…
My new dragon, courtesy of the uber-talented deadlykiwi (Heather Proctor):
Face rehearsals. We got this. @SalIMakeMusic
Chocolates + stuffed teddy bear + card = subscription renewed. #ValentinesDay
New Year’s Eve with the Rogue Rebels. Amazing night spent with some amazing people (and Bingo!).
[Update] New year’s resolution: fix smile.
There’s a box of donuts in the street that’s been run over numerous times by passing cars. Littering or genius social statement? #streetfood
Lucky to have beat the flames last weekend. Be safe, #SantaClarita
How women react when they pass me on the street: