Category Archives: Fiction

The Appening

New SuperMegaNet posted over on the mossy side of the Web. Obligatory excerpt: Jan’s the quiet, disinterested type, the guy who stands nondescript at the edge of a crowd gathered around a seizing shopping mall Santa. He’s not shy or … Continue reading

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Bedroom Apocalypse

For reasons that are quite possibly beyond human understanding, the world as we know it did not come to an end in 2012—which means that it, much like the ragged, sleepwalking corpse that is SuperMegaNet, shall continue to lurch onward … Continue reading

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The Nakayoshi Factor

SuperMegaNet episode 5.2, “The Nakayoshi Factor,” has been posted over where the sun don’t shine. Theo hasn’t seen some action in a while, so I figured it was time to change that. Hence the reason for the darker, more introspective … Continue reading

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Grand Theft Cell Phone

Trust me, I did my best to prevent it, but it looks like Vol. 5 of SuperMegaNet has gotten off to a moaning, groaning, snooze-button-pressing start over at That Blog Which Must Not Be Named. You may want to lay … Continue reading

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Team USA: The Leroy Chase Interview

(Excerpted from Heroes’ Day.) “. . . is it right to place such enormous expectations on our children’s shoulders, to drill them into perhaps expecting too much of themselves?” Leroy was shorter than Monica expected (five-eight, at the most), but no less animated … Continue reading

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Kinder Chocolate

The final SuperMegaNet episode of the year—partially inspired by the creepiest chocolate in the world: Kinder Chocolate—has been posted over at that other place. Heart-pounding cliffhanger included. Obligatory excerpt: Mini looks at me with that same “I knew that” expression … Continue reading

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There’s a first time for everything…except this.

From the Did You Know? department: I wrote this week’s SuperMegaNet episode in my pimp-ass bathroom…because, with everyone home for the holidays, it’s the only place left where I can actually be alone with my thoughts. And be nude. Obligatory … Continue reading

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Theo Likes Me?

New SuperMegaNet episode posted over at that other URL: Doing this sort of improvised, awkward back roll, I shift into a defensive crouch. “Theo? What are you…?” I pause, glancing down at the floor. The cutest little plush Theo doll … Continue reading

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Sample Sunday: Heroes’ Day, Chapter 23

Jumping on the Sample Sunday bandwagon, here’s an excerpt from my last pre-absurd social sci-fi novel, Heroes’ Day. * * * The Flipz shoot was a prime example of Monica’s on/off relationship with Darren Hades. On some days she could tolerate the … Continue reading

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"Distributed Logic," Part 3

(Cont’d from Part 2.) Summer wound onward, and Sarah seemed to recover only partially from the incident at Peter’s. She still met with Bryan from time to time, but it seemed out of courtesy rather than genuine interest (sex, at … Continue reading

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