Tag Archives: bare butt
Dead Sexy
This would make quite the tattoo…if my right buttock wasn’t already reserved for Bender B. Rodriguez’s swanky visage. And before you make fun of me for choosing a foul-mouthed, cigar-smoking robot over, say, a naked beach babe packing a machine … Continue reading →
Totally Naked Bucket List
(Via the deep : the shallow.) Not that I’m a proponent of nudism or anything. I think it’s silly to shop for groceries or check the mail with the ol’ wang hanging out all friendly-like. But there are several occasions … Continue reading →
Alicia Sacramone Rocks the Body Issue
On hearing the news last month that Alicia Sacramone (you know, the hawt one from the Beijing games) was slated to pose in the buff for ESPN the Magazine’s 2011 “The Body Issue,” the dirty perv inside of me (you … Continue reading →
No butts…well, maybe a few
I was talking to Sal about this weekend’s impending The Oatmeal Man shoot, during which certain specific (totally tasteful, I swear!) vertical smiles are bound to occur, when I heard about Ricky Berens’ high-tech swimsuit malfunction during the World Swimming … Continue reading →
Selling Yourself…or Parts Thereof
There’s a popular saying among the publishing elite: Books don’t sell themselves. You have to be your own best asset. For the gang here at Vertigo Alley Publishing, some days are better than others. Some weeks you sell 15 books, … Continue reading →
Banning the Bulb (and Other Mental Appetizers)
An interesting article was posted over at the CNN web site: “Incandescent lightbulbs were first developed almost 125 years ago, and since that time they have undergone no major modifications,” California Assemblyman Lloyd Levine said Tuesday. “Meanwhile, they remain incredibly … Continue reading →
Grand Theft Clawn
Sean was playing MGS2 again the other day, and he just happened to be working his way through that hellish scene we all know and hate—cheerfully rendered here by KnickKnack: The caption is quite true. Not that I looked or … Continue reading →
