Should you find yourself eating a cupcake while in the presence of 1) royalty, 2) the Pope, or 3) Sheldon Cooper, here’s a refresher on the do’s and don’ts of cupcake eating.
(Also acceptable: using a knife and fork to slice the cupcake into ever-so-delicate pieces to be subtly placed inside one’s mouth during casual conversation; flagging down a waiter and asking that the cupcake be juiced first; politely declining the offer of cupcakes altogether on the basis of violent diarrhea.)
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#EatYourVeggies Guest speaker Ivana Hong (above) before a presentation on healthy eating habits for kids—because if dressing up as a giant pea pod doesn’t get kids to eat more vegetables, at least it’ll make a great horror movie.
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It’s perhaps ironic that day-old wangs are harder than their fresh-baked counterparts.
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Alan Travers has posted a neato stop-motion video of how to make chocolate biscuit cake.
My girlfriend Dee joked that she has made her legendary chocolate biscuit cake so many times now that the ingredients could make it by themselves…
The video is, appropriately, titled, “Stop-Motion Biscuit Cake,” though I daresay “Battling the Munchies—as Seen Through the Eyes of a Stoner” would’ve been cooler. Because, and let’s be honest here, who among us hasn’t at least once watched an entire cake make itself before our very eyes after we’ve…er, inhaled?
You can’t eat them (not legally, anyway), but these 10 felines are super-cute anyway:
And finally, did you know that the largest pumpkin pie ever baked contained 300 pounds of sugar? Or that it took a dozen underweight supermodels two years, six months, and twenty-seven days to consume the entire thing? Okay, I made that one up. Not made up: the ridiculous number of eggs used in the recipe (see infographic below).
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to loosen my pants by cutting an extra notch in my belt. Happy Thanksgiving. ;)
What are you thankful for this year?
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