Inspired by George Takei’s delightful fortune cookie photo, I immediately set out to create one of my own. That’s when I discovered Jim Blackler’s Fortune Cookie Image Generator:
The only thing that could make this even better is if it let you generate the cookies themselves. But it’s still pretty nifty as-is.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some fortunes to write, for as wise man say: ancient proverb of tomorrow is created…today. :p
(If you want the fortune above on a T-shirt, you’re in luck.)
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People who look like their dinner:
(Via Laughing Squid.)
People who look like their dogs:
And, finally, people who look like their cars:
Bonus image, thanks to the never-ending tangent that is Google Image Search—people who live in their cars:
Me: I wish I lived in my car.
Mitch, the Painfully Literal Genie: Your wish is my command!
Me (peering around the inside of my Geo Metro): This isn’t what I meant…
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Welcome to Cloud Island—aka, “that comb-over isn’t fooling anyone:”
Great photo by Spumador. Coincidentally, I suddenly have an intense blood-lust for riding cute, green dinosaurs and snatching gold coins out of the air.
Witty caption runners-up:
- “Can you tell it’s a comb-over?”
- “…and if you look to your right, you’ll see Litla Dimun, home of the world’s largest cotton candy factory.”
- “This year’s Chain Smoker’s Convention is being held on Litla Dimun.”
- “Cloud fucks small island—film at eleven.”
- “Honey, I think I left the stove on.”
Think you can beat my effing awesome captions? Post yours below. ;)
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