Tag Archives: humor

Paternal

My review of the new Conan movie is as follows:

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That one time sexism would’ve earned me points.

I lost this round of Anticipation because I didn’t think the game would go there. It did. Lesson learned. :p

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Down with apps…really.

With a little tweaking, this can be applied to the ultimate app—Windows 8: Want to use an inconsistent version of our OS where you can’t get your work done without constantly having to toggle back and forth between two separate, … Continue reading

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The Appening

New SuperMegaNet posted over on the mossy side of the Web. Obligatory excerpt: Jan’s the quiet, disinterested type, the guy who stands nondescript at the edge of a crowd gathered around a seizing shopping mall Santa. He’s not shy or … Continue reading

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Bedroom Apocalypse

For reasons that are quite possibly beyond human understanding, the world as we know it did not come to an end in 2012—which means that it, much like the ragged, sleepwalking corpse that is SuperMegaNet, shall continue to lurch onward … Continue reading

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The Nakayoshi Factor

SuperMegaNet episode 5.2, “The Nakayoshi Factor,” has been posted over where the sun don’t shine. Theo hasn’t seen some action in a while, so I figured it was time to change that. Hence the reason for the darker, more introspective … Continue reading

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Grand Theft Cell Phone

Trust me, I did my best to prevent it, but it looks like Vol. 5 of SuperMegaNet has gotten off to a moaning, groaning, snooze-button-pressing start over at That Blog Which Must Not Be Named. You may want to lay … Continue reading

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Day-Old Wangs

It’s perhaps ironic that day-old wangs are harder than their fresh-baked counterparts.

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I voted for Beeblebrox.

Zaphod Beeblebrox: sometimes the correct answer is “none of the above.”

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The Artist Formerly Known as eBay

Bland is the new bold, as is evidenced by eBay’s freshly updated logo. “We wanted something that would be easy on the eyes,” says Adlai Atkins, eBay’s faux-marketing director, “something noticeable, but not outright memorable. The last thing eBay wants … Continue reading

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