That time I spotted my face on a sandwich board.
People who look like their dinner:
(Via Laughing Squid.)
People who look like their dogs:
And, finally, people who look like their cars:
Bonus image, thanks to the never-ending tangent that is Google Image Search—people who live in their cars:
Me: I wish I lived in my car.
Mitch, the Painfully Literal Genie: Your wish is my command!
Me (peering around the inside of my Geo Metro): This isn’t what I meant…