Tag Archives: motivational poster
Paternal
My review of the new Conan movie is as follows:
I voted for Beeblebrox.
Zaphod Beeblebrox: sometimes the correct answer is “none of the above.”
Shift Happens
“Shift happens to those who don’t keep their eyes on the keyboard.” —Geekish Proverb
Bradbury Do
What indeed? My own personal assumption is that he’d sing the body electric while sipping dandelion wine, of course. :p (I’m running in cheesy pun mode today. My apologies.)
To nerd is human.
@audreykearns To nerd is human. #quote #lol Update: If you ever want to be just like me by wearing what I say (why would you?), a “to nerd is human” T-shirt exists. (Totally not my idea, by the way. I … Continue reading
Agree to Agree?
(Inspired by my brother’s innocent question, “How do you get Windows and Mac to read the same files on a USB hard drive?” …and the tears of frustration and disappointment that followed shortly thereafter. And yes, there’s also a T-shirt … Continue reading
The Justin Bieber Inappropriateness Checklist
(Mariah Yeater—Google her. Or don’t.) There are people on this Earth who refer to themselves as “Beliebers.” In “The Ring” episode of South Park, you could replace the Jonas Brothers with Justin Bieber and tell the exact same story. Product … Continue reading
A Shitty Motivational Poster / Postcard for Every Occasion
I tend to make a lot of useless, unfunny motivational posters, postcards, and avatars in my spare time. Here are some of the more assinine.
The Couch Gymnast’s (Not So) Brief History of…
There’s a reason I picked competitive gymnastics as Monica’s sport of choice in Heroes’ Day: the lies. I don’t necessarily mean that in a condemning way, nor is it just the gymnasts who are indoctrinated to smile over the pain … Continue reading
