Post-apocalyptic bucket list:
- Find Apple.
- Get her some hearts.
- Rule the wasteland.
Post-apocalyptic bucket list:
When your friends ask if you want to crash 85C Bakery:
(Via Turbo Kid.)
Turbo Kid is Mad Max, Power Rangers, eighties morning cartoons, and a little bit of The Last Starfighter thrown in for good measure—the product of which would be a standard fare post-apocalyptic exercise were it not for an amazingly retrotastic soundtrack and liberal use of oh-so-meaty practical effects. Munro Chambers is charming enough as The Kid, a lonely teenager scavenging the wasteland for bubble gum and comic books; Laurence Leboeuf is terrifyingly comical as Apple, a wandering stranger with major fangirl tendencies; Michael Ironside is his usual antagonistic self as Zeus, self-appointed overlord of the badlands of 1997. But it’s the meat and the music that give Turbo Kid its superpowers. Gallons of fake blood and latex makeup over ho-hum digital effects. Up-tempo retro beats over wannabe John Williams or the usual no-hope electronica fare. This is the beginning of the new oldschool. In the words of Michael Ironside, “Let the juicing begin.”
If that’s what you think, then that’s all you’ll ever be.
That moment of realization… #mindblown
Lots of familiar faces at today’s Go-Jo—I mean, The Oatmeal Man—signing over at Dark Delicacies. Many, many thanks to everyone who showed up, both in front of and behind the table, as well as to our “genial (g)hosts,” Sue and Del Howison. :)
With just two days until the finish line, it looks like The Oatmeal Man Indiegogo campaign won’t quite reach its original goal of $10,500. The good news is, it has hit its DVD milestone, which means that while we haven’t raised enough funds to get the film onto Netflix, iTunes, Redbox, etc. just yet, our contributors will be getting their shiny, limited edition, two-disc DVD sets come July. A humongous thank-you to each and every one of our honorary Oates who joined the campaign, rallied our high-fiber cause, or otherwise supported this silly little tale about a humble cereal killer and his unsuspecting victims. You rawk.
The movie’s a hard sell; we knew that going in. Manclam, at least, has scientific value. But an oatmeal man? Come on. No one likes oatmeal. To be honest, I didn’t think we’d even get $100—so, it’s a pleasant surprise that we’ve made it this far. Again, props to our backers. And for those who aren’t able to contribute this time around, hang tight: we’re still working on finding a distributor for a wider DVD release in the not-too-distant future.
As there is still a little sand left in the hourglass (two days, as of this writing), here are some links for any last-minute contributors:
Lastly, don’t forget to eat your oatmeal. ;)
(Explicit lyrics / graphic violence warning!)
For any card-carrying food-horror fanboys or fangirls out there:
As a special treat and / or incentive to join The Oatmeal Man Indiegogo campaign, here’s the gooey, glutenous opening scene of the film. We’ve got three days to go before the campaign comes to an end—let’s make them count!
The Oatmeal Man Special Edition DVD—limited run! » Happy End: once the home of the Friendly Oatmeal Factory, now a long-forgotten ghost town in the middle of nowhere—and an unintended stopover for six best friends who are about to discover the true meaning of terror.
Get more bang for your book! » Epub, Kindle Mobi, Smashwords, print / PDF; custom-tailored book styles; 48-hour turnaround—retailer approval guaranteed.
Yesterday’s future is today’s past—an unabashed Turbo Kid homage.
Not smart enough to be a geek, too smart to be a jock. The C student T-shirt.