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Totally Naked Bucket List

(Via the deep : the shallow.) Not that I’m a proponent of nudism or anything. I think it’s silly to shop for groceries or check the mail with the ol’ wang hanging out all friendly-like. But there are several occasions … Continue reading

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Plumber

The offline world has been keeping me busy, so posts have been sparse this past week, I know. Rather than default to that tired old cliche of making a blog entry out of explaining why I haven’t been blogging, here’s … Continue reading

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The Ultimate Crunch

I guess I did help make a Doritos commercial this year after all: Two, if you want to count the screen test / audition reel: I guess how it works is that contest entries will be posted at the crashthesuperbowl.com … Continue reading

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Feeling the Heat

Great Zombie Jesus, it’s hot today. How hot? Well, let’s just say I poured some McDonald’s coffee in my lap to cool off…hehe…yep. Hot enough that I’m stealing cheap jokes from Futurama episodes and passing them off as my own. … Continue reading

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My Christmas Present to You

This shot would make a great MacBook ad: (Yes, another deviantART +fav—the dirty old man in me never tires of them. Go check out Shye’s gallery.) Now that I’ve got your attention, here’s the news: My latest novel, Stories from … Continue reading

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Grand Theft Clawn

Sean was playing MGS2 again the other day, and he just happened to be working his way through that hellish scene we all know and hate—cheerfully rendered here by KnickKnack: The caption is quite true. Not that I looked or … Continue reading

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Global Warming

Congress to fight global warming by implementing mandatory nudity for all citizens under 40.

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U.S. Bureaucrats to Private Domain Owners: Show Us Your Underwear

I received an interesting message in my inbox this afternoon regardingsome new policy on privately registered .US domain names. Apparentlyprivacy is now a no-no, and the excuse has to do with making the domainowner public in a public Internet. Too … Continue reading

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Starship Earth (Review)

From Megan Simpson, reader and friend. To coincide with my inclusion of the “Open Commentary” piece, here’s my review of Starship Earth. Starship Earth (Review) Perhaps one of the most unexpected surprises of 2002, Starship Earth began as an entry … Continue reading

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