Yep, I photobomb Star Wars fans’ selfies on weekends.
Breaking something once breaks it. Breaking it a second time fixes it again. This is fact. #wtf
I feel like this is the part of the cartoon where super-genius Wile E. Coyote falls yet again for one of his own traps…
Face rehearsals. We got this. @SalIMakeMusic
New Year’s Eve with the Rogue Rebels. Amazing night spent with some amazing people (and Bingo!).
[Update] New year’s resolution: fix smile.
There’s a box of donuts in the street that’s been run over numerous times by passing cars. Littering or genius social statement? #streetfood
How women react when they pass me on the street:
(Via Bo’s Cafe Life.)
I’ve bought three cheesecakes this month. One was for me, I’ll admit to that straight away; the second was an apology cake; the third was for my brother’s birthday. That means statistically, one-third of the cakes I’ve bought recently have been directly related to gluttony. I’m not proud of that number, but, well, at least it’s not more than 33%. Yet.
That time I was(n’t) on Jimmy Fallon:
Jimmy: Oh, my gosh. So, SuperMegaNet. How does it all work?